i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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