no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
