Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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