so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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