Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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