I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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