What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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