that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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