Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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