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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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