Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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