She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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