Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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