who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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