drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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