My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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