i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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