Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I need to align my fucking chakras
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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