she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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