We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The adults are the big ones right?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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