If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
