Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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