It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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