I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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