Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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