So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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