i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I didn't shave. On purpose
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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