i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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