doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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