So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish my penis had a tongue
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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