Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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