I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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