I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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