i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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