how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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