reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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