We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The maid of honor just puked.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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