Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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