dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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