I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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