I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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