We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
His nipple licking is glorious
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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