remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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