This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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