HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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