i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sorry my hands just texted you
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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