It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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