I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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