I think my vagina is haunted
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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