Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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