your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize