We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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