dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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