dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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