got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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